haha, well, i just finished my second last exam for the year, so a lot more soon.
(512): Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I’ve ever had.
(919): Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! “Your” is for something that belongs to you, like ‘your herpes’. And “you’re” is a contraction for “you are”, like “you’re not sleeping with me”.
(910): wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars(910): IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i am back, and gifs will be coming soon.
any request in the ask. :)
haha, thank you.
(504): He was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck him. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
(803): Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
(845): Her name is Sherri and her sister’s are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
(706): I’m having a staring contest with a raccoon… He’s winning.
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